✨ 🎉Writing goals for 2019🎉✨
- write
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my gift to @stardust-mayor-kyra ~
happy holidays

this is the man who delivers your presents
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Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom





we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday
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every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s
and every time we kiss I swear I can fly
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I couldn’t make an elaborate picture for the end of 2018. But, I made this!
They’re Sirus and Ridya, the two mascot characters of my blogs. You know, the ones on the icons.
Happy New Year!!2⃣0⃣1⃣9⃣🐰🐥

now that thanksgiving is over i’m ready to binge watch sappy movies and drink hot chocolate

The many forms of god
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.
If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story
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Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.
She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.
She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.
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